My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt
My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt

My Dad'd Alive Just Dead To Me T-shirt

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Color: Light Blue
Size: S

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Size Guide

T-Shirt
Sweatshirt
Hoodie
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (in)1820222426283032
Length (in)2829303132333435
Sleeve (in)15.116.51819.52122.423.725
Tolerance1.5
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (in)2022.01242628303234
Length (in)2728293031323334
Sleeve (in)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Tolerance1.5
SMLXL2XL3XL4XL5XL
Width (in)20.0822.0524.0225.9827.9929.9231.8933.86
Length (in)27.1727.9529.1329.9231.131.8933.0733.86
Sleeve (in)33.534.535.536.537.538.539.540.5
Tolerance1.5
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Product Qualities

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Ultimate Comfort

Cozy fit made from a premium 50/50 cotton-poly blend for all-day softness.

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Wrinkle-Free

Skip the iron — just wash, hang, and go. Your trauma shouldn’t crease.

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Breathable & Fast-Drying

Stay fresh in fabric that lets your skin breathe — chaos-proof comfort.

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Odor Neutralization

Handles sweat and drama equally well. Confidence locked in.

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