


Bitchcarft The Art Of Pissing People Off And Smiling Sweetly Sweatshirt
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Sweatshirt Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 20 | 22.01 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length (in) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve (in) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
| Tolerance | 1.5 in | |||||||
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Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
Built for comfort, made to get reactions. Our sweatshirts have a soft feel, an easy unisex fit, and enough weight to keep you comfortable without feeling bulky.
Soft, cozy feel for everyday wear
Classic unisex fit that works relaxed or true to size
Durable construction designed for repeated wear
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a clean, structured fit
Smooth print surface that keeps the graphic looking sharp
Easy to layer over tees or under jackets
Designed for lounging, going out, gifting, and causing unnecessary family arguments
Fit
Unisex fit.
Order your usual size for a classic fit.
Size up for a more oversized, relaxed look.
Care
To help protect the print and fabric:
Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly over the design
Avoid bleach
United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
International Orders: 9–15 business days after shipment
Order Changes/Cancellations:
Need to change or cancel your order? Contact us as soon as possible after placing it. We’ll do our best to help, but changes or cancellations cannot be guaranteed once your order has entered production or shipped.

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9 - 15 days
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