Going To Hell On A Full Scholarship Hoodie

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Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.

Built for comfort, made to get reactions. Our sweatshirts have a soft feel, an easy unisex fit, and enough weight to keep you comfortable without feeling bulky.

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  Soft, cozy feel for everyday wear
  
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  Classic unisex fit that works relaxed or true to size
  
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  Durable construction designed for repeated wear
  
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  Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a clean, structured fit
  
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  Smooth print surface that keeps the graphic looking sharp
  
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  Easy to layer over tees or under jackets
  
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  Designed for lounging, going out, gifting, and causing unnecessary family arguments
  

Fit

Unisex fit.

Order your usual size for a classic fit.

Size up for a more oversized, relaxed look.

Care

To help protect the print and fabric:

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  Machine wash cold
  
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  Wash inside out
  
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  Tumble dry low
  
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  Do not iron directly over the design
  
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  Avoid bleach

United States: 3-9 business days after shipment

International Orders: 9–15 business days after shipment

Order Changes/Cancellations:

Need to change or cancel your order? Contact us as soon as possible after placing it. We’ll do our best to help, but changes or cancellations cannot be guaranteed once your order has entered production or shipped.