Love this sweatshirt so much! My brother laughed immediately when I showed him too. Always get compliments from the fellow sisters with brothers out there, it’s always a funny interaction. Super comfortable too!!! Not too think and not too thin.
Proud Sister Of My Dumbass Brother Sweatshirt
Sweatshirt Size Guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 20 | 22.01 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Length (in) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 |
| Sleeve (in) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.5 | 40.5 |
| Tolerance | 1.5 in | |||||||
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Why You’ll Love It
Why You’ll Love It
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
Product Details
Product Details
Built for comfort, made to get reactions. Our sweatshirts have a soft feel, an easy unisex fit, and enough weight to keep you comfortable without feeling bulky.
Soft, cozy feel for everyday wear
Classic unisex fit that works relaxed or true to size
Durable construction designed for repeated wear
Ribbed cuffs and waistband for a clean, structured fit
Smooth print surface that keeps the graphic looking sharp
Easy to layer over tees or under jackets
Designed for lounging, going out, gifting, and causing unnecessary family arguments
Fit
Unisex fit.
Order your usual size for a classic fit.
Size up for a more oversized, relaxed look.
Care
To help protect the print and fabric:
Machine wash cold
Wash inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly over the design
Avoid bleach
Shipping Info
Shipping Info
United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
International Orders: 9–15 business days after shipment
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Need to change or cancel your order? Contact us as soon as possible after placing it. We’ll do our best to help, but changes or cancellations cannot be guaranteed once your order has entered production or shipped.
Proud Sister Of My Dumbass Brother Sweatshirt
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Regular price$72.00USD
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Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.9 / 5 from 53 reviews.
This is such a fun sibling shirt. I love that it’s bold but still cute. Perfect for family gatherings.
i really loved this shirt, first thing this is so funny directly resonate with our sibling bonding🤣. it came so quickly and when it arived i wore it and we laughed like crazy. and shirt material is good and it feels comfy. i'll order again❤️✌🏻
my brother got mad about this shirt and refused to talk to me for a day. that was the most peaceful 24 hours I have had in years. the shirt keeps giving
my brothers girlfriend saw this and laughed harder than anyone. she said girl I LIVE with the dumbass. she gets it more than anyone
a girl at chipotle read this and said my brother just asked me if Mexico was in South America and girl I felt that. brothers share one brain cell and they keep losing it
the dentist read this while I was in the chair and asked how many brothers I have. I said one. she said he must be really something to earn his own shirt. ma am you have no idea
wore this to the DMV and the woman behind the counter read it and for the first time in DMV history someone smiled. she said her brother just asked her what year it is. IN THE DMV. WHERE IT IS POSTED EVERYWHERE
a woman at the park read it while her kid was playing and said I need this but for my husband. ma am that is a different shirt but I support you
my brother got this for his girlfriend and she wears it when she comes to family dinner. the whole family loves her more than him now. he created his own problem
a little old lady at church read this and grabbed my arm and said oh honey I have four of those. she meant four dumb brothers. this woman has been through it
wore it to brunch and our waiter read it and said let me guess he still asks your mom to make his doctors appointments. how does every brother on earth do the same things
my brother saw this on FaceTime and said you know I can read right. barely sir. barely. he failed english twice
my brother said if I am a dumbass what does that make you for being related to me. I said the smart one. obviously. he walked into that one. like he walks into everything. including a glass door last month
the lady at the post office read it and said you must love him a lot to call him a dumbass so publicly. yes ma am. love and accuracy can coexist
a girl at the coffee shop read it and said oh my god I need this. then she FaceTimed her brother right there and showed him. he said what did I do NOW. she said its not about today its about your whole life
wore this to his apartment to help him move and he read it and said you could have just helped without the commentary. I could have. but I chose not to. sisters are petty like that
my brother saw this and said that is mean. this is the same man who locked himself out of his car. with the car running. last tuesday
I wore this to pick up my brother from the airport. he walked out of arrivals and read it from twenty feet away and yelled I CAN SEE THAT. yes that is the point. welcome home dumbass
wore this to the movies and the guy at the ticket counter read it and said as a brother I feel attacked. as a brother you should. you probably deserve it
every time I wear this someone asks what my brother did. the answer changes daily because he does something new every day. today he googled is the sun a planet
a woman at the mall read it and said I have three brothers and I need three of these. then she asked if they do bulk orders. the sisterhood is STRONG
my brother tried to roast me about this shirt and said at least I am not wearing my personality on my clothes. babe you wore a shirt that said cool dude unironically until you were 19
wore it to a bar and a guy said that is kinda harsh and I said you do not know my brother. he said what did he do. I said he washed his passport in the laundry before an international trip. guy said okay fair
wore this to family photos and the photographer read it and laughed. she put me next to my brother and said now everyone will get the context. best family photo we have ever taken
wore this to the gym and the girl next to me read it and said I felt that in my SOUL. she said her brother just asked their mom how to boil water. he is 27
the pizza delivery guy read it and said brutal. I said he once called 911 because he thought his smoke detector beeping meant there was a fire. it needed batteries. the delivery guy said okay that is dumbass behavior
my brothers best friend saw this and said honestly she is not wrong. then my brother punched his arm. proving once again that he solves problems like a toddler
my grandma read this and said which one and I only have ONE brother. grandma chose violence today
my dad read this shirt and laughed so hard he started crying. my mom said stop encouraging her. my dad said the shirt is not wrong though. dad gets it
my mom saw this and said do not wear that around your brother. then she paused and said actually he probably will not notice. she is right he did not notice for three hours
wore this to family dinner and my brother read it and said I am not a dumbass. he then knocked over his water. my mom just looked at me and nodded
three people at the grocery store stopped me to say they need this for their brother. sisterhood is universal and so is having a dumb brother
my brother tried to take this shirt and hide it. I found it in his closet. folded wrong. because he cannot even fold laundry correctly. the shirt stays proving its own point
my mom my dad my aunt my uncle and my grandpa have all laughed at this shirt. my brother is the only person who does not think it is funny. that is five against one. democracy has spoken
wore this to my brothers graduation and he did not notice until someone pointed it out during photos. he graduated and still could not read the room
my brother called me to say he put diesel in his regular gas car and I looked down at this shirt and thought yeah. yeah this is correct
wore this to the family christmas photo and my mom made me take it off. my dad whispered keep it on. I kept it on. it is now in our christmas card forever
a girl at the nail salon read it and immediately tagged her sister on instagram and said we need matching ones. the nail tech said she needs one too. everyone has a dumb brother
wore this to his football game and when he saw me in the stands he shook his head. then he fumbled. the shirt might be a curse but that is not my problem
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United States: approximately 3–9 business days.
International: approximately 9–15 business days.
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