Catholic School Survivor T-shirt

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T-Shirt Size Guide

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width (in)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length (in)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve (in)	15.1	16.5	18	19.5	21	22.4	23.7	25
Tolerance	1.5 in

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If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or you receive the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. See our refund policy for full details.

Why You’ll Love It

Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.

Product Details

The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.

.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.

Shipping Info

United States: 3-9 business days after shipment

International Orders: 9–15 business days after shipment

Order Changes/Cancellations:

Need to change or cancel your order? Contact us as soon as possible after placing it. We’ll do our best to help, but changes or cancellations cannot be guaranteed once your order has entered production or shipped.

Catholic School Survivor T-shirt

$35.00USD

$50.00USD

Free US Shipping

On orders $70+

Fast Global Delivery

9 - 15 days

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Made for Everyday Comfort

Soft
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Lightweight
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Classic
Unisex Fit

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What if my item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or incorrect?

Contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and clear photos of the issue. Once the issue is verified, we’ll make it right with an appropriate replacement or refund in accordance with our Refund & Replacement Policy.

How long does shipping take?

Most orders are processed within 1–3 business days.

After shipment:
United States: approximately 3–9 business days.
International Orders: approximately 9–15 business days.

You’ll receive tracking information once your order ships.

What sizes do your shirts come in?

Available sizes vary by product. Please check the Size Guide on the product page before ordering to find the best fit.

Can I change or cancel my order?

Contact us as soon as possible after placing your order. We’ll do our best to help, but changes or cancellations cannot be guaranteed once your order has entered production or shipped.