| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width (in) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length (in) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Sleeve (in) | 15.1 | 16.5 | 18 | 19.5 | 21 | 22.4 | 23.7 | 25 |
| Tolerance | 1.5 in | |||||||
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If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or you receive the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. See our refund policy for full details.
Why You’ll Love It
Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.
Product Details
The unisex heavy cotton tee is the basic staple of any wardrobe. It is the foundation upon which casual fashion grows. All it needs is a personalized design to elevate things to profitability. The specially spun fibers provide a smooth surface for premium printing vividity and sharpness. No side seams mean there are no itchy interruptions under the arms. The shoulders have tape for improved durability.
.: Made with medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)) consisting of 100% cotton for year-round comfort that is sustainable and highly durable.
.: The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any occasion, casual or semi-formal.
.: The tear-away label means a scratch-free experience with no irritation or discomfort whatsoever.
.: Made using 100% US cotton that is ethically grown and harvested. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
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United States: 3-9 business days after shipment
International Orders: 9–15 business days after shipment
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Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 962 reviews.
Absolutely love these! The T-shirts and jumpers are great quality, super comfortable and the prints are exactly as pictured. The sizing was spot on too. They were an absolute hit. Plenty of laughs, plenty of comments and, most importantly, completely accurate.
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If I End Up Like My Mother Please Euthanize Me Sweatshirt
Store owner replied: We appreciate your review, and we are very happy to see you loved the shirt✌🏻 Thank you so much for review
Fantastic
Mom Didn’t Raise A Bitch But If She Did It Was Definitely My (Brother) T-shirt
This is such a fun sibling shirt. I love that it’s bold but still cute. Perfect for family gatherings.
This is my new airport outfit. Comfortable, funny, and slightly aggressive in the best way. Got so many laughs.
This sweatshirt is hilarious, I’ve already had three people ask me where I got it. It’s comfy, fits true to size, and the print quality is really good.
I love this Tee❤️, i am going to wear this in family get together 🤣... can't wait 😈
I love this shirt🥰, absolutey converstation starter 🔥
I Gift this shirt to my mom and she loved❤️ it so much. Where ever we go she wear this shirt every time😭🤣😜...
i really loved this shirt, first thing this is so funny directly resonate with our sibling bonding🤣. it came so quickly and when it arived i wore it and we laughed like crazy. and shirt material is good and it feels comfy. i'll order again❤️✌🏻
wore this to get coffee and the barista read it slowly and said wait is fluoxetine the one that. YES. it is the one that. you don't even have to finish the sentence. we all know which one it is
My favorite sweatshirt! Excellent quality, soft and comfortable. And who doesn’t love a good laugh?!
Store owner replied: Hi Michelle, thank you so much for review. it feels good that you like the shirt
It's comfortable i guess, like the fabric and it's not irritating for my sensitive skin.
Don't Make Me Angry or I'll start acting like My Mother Sweatshirt
Such a great product. The material is comfortable and breathable but does keep me warm. I have gotten compliments on people who love the shirt. Definitely a conversation starter. My brother even loved it.
the pharmacist handed me my prescription and read my shirt at the same time and just started laughing. she said girl you are the third person this month wearing something about their meds. we are all coming out. medicated and proud
The sweatshirt is awesome. Customer service was wonderful!!
My mom saw this sweatshirt on facebook and sent it to me. I said, "That's so funny, if it were baby pink I'd get it". Then I looked, and it does in fact come in pink, so I bought it. It shipped fast and is so soft and comfortable (I got an XL for it to be oversized). It is definitely a conversation starter, A.K.A everybody wants to know my lore. Anyways I'm super happy with my purchase :)
Comfy sweatshirt, got here quickly! Rating 3 stars instead of 5 because the font is NOT what is pictured/what I ordered. I personally do not want to go through the hassle of returning, but I’m very disappointed that it came with a different font that I like much less that what was shown on the site.
My mom really loved this shirt, shipping was fast, quality is really great for the price of the shirt.
We wore this on a Sunday to dinner and we made my mom laugh so hard. The sweater is very comfy and cozy. Would wear it everyday if I could.
Don't Make Me Angry or I'll start acting like My Mother Sweatshirt
I absolutely love this sweater! I wear it to every single doctors appointments that I go to to remind my doctors to actually listen to what I'm saying. So far, I've had SO many nurses compliment me on it and tell me how much they love my bravery for wearing it to the doctors office. It's so cozy too, so that's just a great bonus!
My kids love them!!
Wore this on Thanksgiving. It was hilarious 😂
This sweatshirt is perfect! Super comfy and gets laughs every time I wear it. When my brother saw it , his face was priceless😂 , can’t wait to wear it for Thanksgiving.
All good, wish it have been cheaper shipping it to Canada but I guess that can't be helped with al the tariffs currently in place.
Love the shirts!!! Fast shipping and true to size
My Sister and I Talk Shit about You Sweatshirt
Store owner replied: We appreciate your review, that you like the shirts❤️
It was a hoot
Don't Make me angry or i'll start acting like my Mother T-shirt
I love the logo on the t shirt…..fab!
a gift for my daughter
Traumatized by my dad not being there and by mom being there Sweatshirt
My daughter loves it.
My Sister and I Talk Shit about You Sweatshirt
Store owner replied: We appreciate your reviews, we are very happy to read that your Daughter loved it 😊.
Bought it for my daughter to wear at the family reunion.... she loves it, her mother not so much....I guess we know who's sense of humor she got....
I Turned Out Okay Considering The Parenting T-Shirt
Store owner replied: Thank you so much for your reviews, we are very glad that you liked the Shirt
I wore it to the next dr appt I had and everyone had a good laugh.
Store owner replied: We appreciate, that everyone liked the shirt. Thank you for your review
My Doctor loved it
Love the funny comments and appreciate the quality of the shirts/sweatshirts.
Sorry For Over Explaining Myself I Got Yelled At A Lot As A Child T-Shirt
Store owner replied: I am glad you like the shirts, Thank you for your reviews ✌🏻
Best
Awesome shirt. Even our kids think it's funny
Proud Mother Of A Few Dumbass Kids T-shirt
Store owner replied: Thank you so much for your feedback, I am very glad you and your kids like it✌🏻
My daughter Loves her shirt ….
Great quality and very funny Tshirt
Great shirt
Its great
Don't Make me angry or i'll start acting like my Mother T-shirt
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