My Husband and I Talk Shit about you Sweatshirt

My Husband and I Talk Shit about you Sweatshirt

$50.00 $72.00

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Size Guide

T-Shirt

Sweatshirt

Hoodie

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width (in)	18	20	22	24	26	28	30	32
Length (in)	28	29	30	31	32	33	34	35
Sleeve (in)	15.1	16.5	18	19.5	21	22.4	23.7	25
Tolerance	1.5

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width (in)	20	22.01	24	26	28	30	32	34
Length (in)	27	28	29	30	31	32	33	34
Sleeve (in)	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.5	40.5
Tolerance	1.5

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width (in)	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length (in)	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.1	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve (in)	33.5	34.5	35.5	36.5	37.5	38.5	39.5	40.5
Tolerance	1.5

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30-Day Quality Guarantee

If your item arrives damaged, defective, misprinted, or you receive the wrong item, contact us within 30 days of delivery. We’ll make it right with a replacement or refund. See our refund policy for full details.

Why You’ll Love It

Because not everything needs to be said out loud when your shirt says it better. These were made for the ones raised in messy households, who learned to laugh instead of lose it. Whether it’s your brother being a dumbass, your parents setting the bar underground, or the family group chat being one trigger away from a breakdown, these shirts get it. They let you speak your truth without starting a fight. Comfort you’ll live in, therapy you didn’t have to book, and just the right amount of petty.

Product Specification

Sweatshirt

Soft, comfy, and built to last. Made from a medium-heavy cotton and polyester blend that keeps you warm without feeling bulky. Tear-away label so there’s no itch. Ethically made with US-grown cotton and safe, eco-friendly dyes.

T-Shirt

Classic fit, soft 100% cotton, and light enough for everyday wear. Feels good, looks good, and holds up wash after wash. Tear-away label for extra comfort. Made with ethically grown US cotton and certified for quality and safety.

Hoodie

Cozy, warm, and perfect for lazy days or late-night chaos. Made from a cotton and polyester blend that’s soft inside and out. Features a roomy pouch pocket and tear-away label for smooth comfort. Ethically made with US-grown cotton and eco-friendly dyes.

All our shirts are made and shipped from the USA, never from China.

Shipping Info

United States: 3-9 business days after shipment

International Orders: 9–15 business days after shipment

Order Changes/Cancellations:

Need to change or cancel your order? Contact us as soon as possible after placing it. We’ll do our best to help, but changes or cancellations cannot be guaranteed once your order has entered production or shipped.

My Husband and I Talk Shit about you Sweatshirt

$50.00USD

$72.00USD

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Featured Fabric

Soothingly
Soft

Pre-Shrunk

4-Way
Stretch

Questions?

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What are Unhinged One shirts made from?

Our shirts are crafted using soft, high-quality cotton blends with bold, unfiltered designs made to last — and get reactions.

Can I send an order as a gift?

Absolutely. Just enter the recipient’s address in the shipping section and yours in the billing section during checkout — we’ll handle the rest.

How do I use a discount code?

At checkout, you’ll see a box labeled ‘Gift card or discount code.’ Drop your code in there and hit ‘Apply’ — your discount will be applied instantly.

What if my item arrives damaged or not as expected?

No worries — we’ve got you. If your item is damaged in transit or doesn’t meet expectations, we’ll replace it at no cost to you. 100% guaranteed.

How long does shipping take?

We ship fast — most orders go out within 24–48 hours. Delivery time depends on your location, but we’ll send you tracking the moment it ships.

What sizes do your shirts come in?

We offer inclusive sizing for all body types. Check each product page for a detailed size chart to get the perfect fit.